Chapter 35 - The Multi-Tasking Pest Controller

The wood arrived while Imogen was overseas on something important, whatever that was. The micro irrigation wasn't enough to cover the wood by a long shot. However that was the point, to create a moisture gradient so the termites could get to work in the micro climate that suited them best. Tracy took a few snaps of the handiwork for her records. It was then she noticed the termite bloke himself. Although he was in the pest control industry, knowing what they liked helped him to find them. It was obvious that he was an extremely fit man for his age, being just a few years off retirement. It had been a while ...

"You must be thirsty after all that big mans work. Do you want to come in for a cuppa?" That was all the encouragement he needed. They made small talk for a while until Tracy was sure he had fully recovered from his exertion. "Do you like dark women for all your posters or was that the last one in the roadhouse?"

"I tell you what", he said feigning an Indian accent. "The attractive young lady is enticing me to indulge in the disgusting act of cunnilingus."

"Oh my god you dirty old man", exclaimed Tracy.

"I'm not a dirty old man. I'm a wayward vagabond who spluttereth at the nether regions of a woman!"

"You know you're being a very naughty boy.", she said waving her finger at him in mock severity...